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JPMorgan CEO Discovers Trading Algorithm Was Just Three Interns in a Trench Coat
In a shocking revelation, the AI trading system responsible for 80% of JPMorgan's profits was actually just three sleep-deprived interns making trades based on Reddit memes.
Fed Announces Money Printer Has Run Out of Ink, Economy in Shambles
The Federal Reserve faces unprecedented crisis as their money printer runs out of green ink. Chairman suggests using crayons as temporary solution.
Economists Predict Next Recession Will Be 'Extra Spicy' With a Side of Memes
Leading economists warn the upcoming market correction will be 'lit AF' and recommend diversifying portfolios with rare Pepes and vintage Doge NFTs.
These articles are satire. If you're taking financial advice from memes, maybe it's time to reconsider your life choices. Not that we're judging. We're all in this together 🚀
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